Sex Scene on TV + Parents in the room
And you don’t know whether you should be like
POKERFACE:
OMG I’m so innocent, I’m totally shocked by this:
Trying to look disgusted while secretly watching everything:
Looking confused and quickly leaving the room:
Grabbing a magazine and trying to look uninterested:
Looking at everything but the screen:
Acting as if nothing is wrong:
…Or you’re simply like this:
expectations of holidays: wow i have so much time i'm going to do so much, i'll eat really healthily and go for a long run or a walk and i'll clean my room and the entire house and talk to my neighbors and see my friends every single day then i'll watch a whole TV series and read like 76 books and even study.
reality: *scroll scroll* *right click* *new tab* *reblog* and repeat.
math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
